Monologue Play

If I’m given an antagonist part, I would love to play a script like below:-

I am still unpopular.

And people still being lame and stupid but I still like them for my benefits. 

Scheming. You are used to that aren’t you darling? It is what we have in common, making full use of descent people. May their values remain, for us?

My gossiping partner is leaving to the ‘I nation’ this spring. I guess I almost have none. Not even you, my love.

Let’s say I have boxes of lovers, you’ll be in the Bad Box. 

I love you but your bad colours.

Your body and soul perhaps too far. Your name rings in my head. As I held your hands in my dream, I hoped we get into being good people. Let us live nobly, forever. My eyes say, "Say yes, say yes my dear!"

I woke up remembering the same old you. What a nightmare now.

Still, flame of hope burns fiercely.

Then the stage darkens as lights are off, THE END. Closing the stage curtain... 

Tadaa... TOTAL randomness.

p/s: Perhaps there are real lines amongst above words?

Discovery in Malaysia

Tempoh hari, aku lihat objek-objek itu terpamer supaya terjual. Colikah itu? Tapi kenapa jual sebegitu? Eww... Itu objek apa? Tungku pemanas bagi si ibu berpantang mungkin?


Hari ini kami temankan Adik selesaikan persalinan lebaran beliau. Ada lagi. Apa tu? Aneh. Hari ni pula ia di mana-mana. Aku buat kira-kira. Aku uji kaitan ia dgn tudung-tudung pelbagai rekaan yg terpamer sama. Ahh! Mmg intim hubungan kedua-dua jenis objek ini. Aku rasa tepat tekaanku tanpa rujukan. 


Itukah benjolan bonus yg menjadi kegilaan hari ini? 


Amoi: Ya...
M: Penemuan


Oh, inilah yg jadi kepala tambahan wanita naif zaman ini... Oh... 


Balik dari mendapatkan rawatan utk komputer riba, "Eh, bukan warna hitam sahaja. Bahkan merah jambu pun ada!" Memuktamadkan jawapan. Ishh... tak ambil gambar pula. Tapi aku betul-betul yakin itulah dia... Haha bunyi macam jakun.


Inilah, unsur penipuan dlm berpakaian. Pernah aku terjumpa blog seorang blogger yg berani menegur sang penjual sanggul palsu ini. Mabruk! Susah nak jumpa semangat macam itu hari ni! Oh malu dgn diri sendiri pula. Tiada tindakan dari aku petang tadi. Kakak-kakak sekalian, aku cadangkan tak payah pakai tu. Dah cantik dah. Tak perlu kot ambil risiko (dosa), susah-susah nak ikat sanggul palsu lagi. Betul, tak tipu, dah cantik dah tu... 


Nak buat macam mana, ada permintaan, adalah pemasaran berjalan. Macam apa yg berlaku ttg tudung syria... Mak cakap, "Penjual tu cakap kalau jual saiz L tak laku la... Yg Mak beli ni (saiz L) pun betul2 tinggal tiga je." Haihh. Aku tak gemar 'tudung awning'.



p/s: pasal Perjumpaan Kawan-kawan, aku ikut flow lah. 

Yet I am Still Thin and Shiny

Some familiar dialogues...

"Hmm... National Geography 1981? Eee, bau macam air liur basi!"

M: The kind of teasing I rejoice. Wee

"Kenapa, makan (ikan bakar) dengan tu (sos cili)?"

"Orang (aku) kan orang bandar... Daa..."

M: ???

"Uii, bangun... Dah solat Asar ke belum ni?"

"Warghhh (menguap)... Eh, kenapa kau ada kat sini?"

M: Ok that's the most annoying response. Haha.

Those above means I'm home, Malaysia and I'm with my Adik. 

p/s: Unfortunately, to the contrast of the above blood ties harmony, kawan lama semacam tak pedulikan aku. Bila kau fikir dia tiada masa berinteraksi dgn kau, tiba2 wall dia penuh dgn interaksi bersama kawan2 IB dia. That's enough already for people to have bad thoughts. Itulah aku dah ckp pada kwn2 Mesir, aku balik Malaysia pun bukan ada kawan dah. Jadi bukan 100% salah aku, kalau aku bersangka buruk pada kau sekarang ni. Next time we meet (as if you're looking forward for that!), perhaps I'll just make fake smile. Jealous dgn kwn2 yg kwn sekolah dia masih rajin buzz.  >>>mode:  unsatisfied and I'm NOT a FREAK.